"Bad Baby Pie" The Waitress

FILM THE WAITRESS (2007, USA)

A pie-centric love story about Jenny, a pregnant unhappily married waitress in the deep south stuck in a lousy marriage which she dreams of escape. As a favorite waitress at Joe's Diner, Jenna (Russell) is also a "pie genius," naming her tantalizing confections after the tumultuous events and emotions of her daily life.

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ALL THE PIES OF THE WAITRESS

• Bad Baby Pie: “quiche of egg and brie cheese with a smoked ham center.”
• Kick in the Pants Pie: “cinnamon spice custard.”
• I Hate My Husband Pie: “You take bittersweet chocolate and you don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel...” 
• Baby Screaming Its Head Off in the Middle of the Night and Ruining My Life Pie: “pecans and nutmeg over a New York style cheesecake, no crust.”
• Earl Murders Me Because I’m Having an Affair Pie: “You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust.” 
• I Can’t Have No Affair Because It’s Wrong and I Don’t Want Earl to Kill Me Pie: “vanilla custard with banana, hold the banana.”
• Pregnant Miserable Self-Pitying Loser Pie: “Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in Flambé.”

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RECIPE: 'BAD BABY PIE' @PieAWeek

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