"Bad Baby Pie" The Waitress

A pie-centric love story about Jenny, a pregnant unhappily married waitress in the deep south stuck in a lousy marriage which she dreams of escape. As a favorite waitress at Joe's Diner, Jenna (Russell) is also a "pie genius," naming her tantalizing confections after the tumultuous events and emotions of her daily life.

  • Bad Baby Pie: quiche of egg and brie cheese with a smoked ham center.”
  • Kick in the Pants Pie: cinnamon spice custard.”
  • I Hate My Husband Pie: “You take bittersweet chocolate and you don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel...” 
  • Baby Screaming Its Head Off in the Middle of the Night and Ruining My Life Pie: pecans and nutmeg over a New York style cheesecake, no crust.”
  • Earl Murders Me Because I’m Having an Affair Pie: “You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust.” 
  • I Can’t Have No Affair Because It’s Wrong and I Don’t Want Earl to Kill Me Pie: vanilla custard with banana, hold the banana.”
  • Pregnant Miserable Self-Pitying Loser Pie: “Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in FlambĂ©.”



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